The Hangover Quotes

The Hangover Quotes by the Characters

Welcome to The Hangover Quotes.  This website is dedicated to funny lines and quotes from the movie, The Hangover which is an American comedy released in 2009.  The movie stars Bradley Cooper as Phil, the most handsome of the group, Zach Galifianakis as Alan, Ed Helms as Stu Price, the dentist & Justin Bartha, the groom.

The Hangover Quotes

The four best friends travel to Las Vegas for Doug’s bachelor party.  They awake the next morning with no recollection of the previous night and are missing the groom whose wedding is supposed to take place the next day.  As they try to retrace their steps, the situation gets more out of hand.

The Hangover Quotes are very funny and memorable.  The movie itself is hailed as one of the funniest R-Rated comedies ever and was a hit at the box office in 2009.

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Here’s are the best quotes:

The Hangover Quotes by Phil (played by Bradley Cooper)

“Paging Dr. Faggot, Dr. Faggot!”


[while driving a squad car on the sidewalk and using the loudspeaker]  “Ma’am, in the leopard dress, you have an amazing rack.”
[to himself]
“I should have been a fu**ing cop”


“Listen, we fu**ed up. We lost Doug.”


“Jesus, he’s like a gremlin. Comes with instructions and sh**.”


Stu asks: “Why can’t we remember a goddamn thing from last night?”
Phil states: “Because we obviously had a great f***ing time.”


Phil asks: “Best Little Chapel. Do you know where that is?”
Doctor: “I do, it’s at the corner of get a map and fu** off.”


Fu**, I keep forgetting about the goddamn tiger!


Phil asks: The man purse. You actually gonna wear that, or you guys just fuckin’ with me?
Alan responds: It’s where I keep all my things. Get a lot of compliments on this. Plus it’s not a man purse. It’s called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.
Phil stats: So does Joy Behar.


The Hangover Quotes by Alan (played by Zach Galifianakies)

Phil asks: “Whose baby is that?”
Alan reponds: “Check its collar or something.”


Stu exclaims: “She is wearing my grandmother’s Holocaust ring.”
Alan reponds: “I didn’t know they gave out rings at the Holocaust.”


“Next week’s no good for me. The Jonas Brothers are in town.”


“Tigers love pepper. They hate cinnamon.”


Alan: “Can I ask you another question?”
Lisa: “Sure.”
Alan: “You probably get this a lot. This isn’t the real Caesar’s Palace is it?”
Lisa: “What do you mean?”
Alan: “Did, umm… did Caesar live here?”
Lisa: “No.”
Alan: “I didn’t think so”.


“Whatever happens tonight, I won’t ever ever speak a word of it. Seriously. I don’t care what happens. I don’t care if we kill someone. You heard me, it’s Sin City.”


The Hangover Quotes by Stu (played by Ed Helms)

“Am I missing a tooth?”


“I lost a tooth! I married a whore!”


“We’re not going to leave a baby in the room. There’s a f***ing tiger in the bathroom.”


Stu states: “Everyone says Mike Tyson is such a badass, but I think he’s kind of a sweetheart.”
Alan responds: “I think he’s mean.”


“I’ll tell you another thing – 6 to 1 odds our car is beat to sh**.”


The Hangover Quotes by Officer Franklin

Officer Franklin: You’re in for a real treat today – these kind gentlemen have volunteered to demonstrate how a stun gun is used. There’s two ways to do it – up close and personal
[tasers Stu]
Officer Franklin: or from a distance. Now do I have any volunteers? How about you young lady? Come on up here.
[to Phil]
Officer Franklin: Come on up here handsome.
[to Alan]
Officer Franklin: Not you fat Jesus, slide it on back.
[to Phil]
Officer Franklin: You, pretty boy. Now it’s real simple – point, aim and shoot.
Phil Wenneck: You don’t want to do this.
Officer Franklin: You can do this, just focus.
Phil Wenneck: Don’t listen to this man, let’s think this through.
Officer Franklin: *Finish him!*
[the girl shoots the stun gun]
Officer Franklin: Right in the nuts, that was beautiful! We got one more charge left, anyone want to do some shooting? How about you big man, come on up here! Same instructions just point, aim, and shoot. I love this – the focus, the intensity, eye of the tiger. You’re going with 50,000 volts big man, do not be afraid to ride the lightning.
[the kid tasers Alan]
Officer Franklin: *In the face! In the face!*

Other The Hangover Quotes

Mike Tyson: “This is my favorite part coming up right now.”

Sid: “Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit’ll come back with you.”


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10 Responses to “The Hangover Quotes”

  1. grace says:

    *hey there was skittles in there*

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  2. Leon says:

    Dont txt me its gay

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  3. brendon says:

    flip what the zip!!!

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  4. Ian Duffin says:

    This is the first time I checked out your blog, and honestly, compared to your other posts, “The Hangover & The Hangover 2 Quotes – Quotes from The Hangover Movies” is much more well-written! :) Keep up the good work. Regards, Ian Duffin

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  5. very interactive movies, many lessons can be learned from this movie

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  6. ally says:

    GgThis is a fu**ing funny a** movie lol!!!

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  7. Trevor says:

    Hangover 2:
    Stu: I have a demon in me.
    Alan: yeah you have semen in you.
    Stu: no I said demon.

    Stu: I got buttbucked by a girl with a dick!

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  8. Egon Cragshank says:

    Stu: Have you any idea where we are?
    Alan: No, I have maple syrup in my eye!
    Stu: How did you manage that?
    Alan: I was pretending to be a pancake.
    Stu: Oh.

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  9. maria avina says:

    i love the hangover part 1 and 2!!!!!!! i love alan<3

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  10. Christy says:

    Stu: I married a whore!
    Alan: How dare you, she’s a nice lady!!

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